One night, I had a dream. There were turtles everywhere. Houses built on turtles. Turtles on the walls. Turtles on the floor. Turtles on the ceilings. Statues of turtles. People collecting turtles. People worshipping turtles. Everywhere. All over the place. It is harmless, they said. One day, all the turtles turned around and took all the humans as slaves.
Thank You, LORD GOD, in the Mighty Name of Lord Jesus Christ, Amen. JESUS, JESUS, JESUS.